JESUS?!

another visit from jesus christ and his twin brother........

FIRST of all, why are "the wittnesses" always MEN coming around to bang bibles?? wierd. i just noticed that. OR maybe ive just never SEEN a female one. if anyone whos reading this is "a witness", can you please explain to me your religion? i would honestly research it myself but ive been doing lots of research for my abnormal psych class and i just really dont feel like it....

secondly, the dudes were WEARING NAMETAGS THAT SAID "JESUS CHRIST" ON THEM!!!!!!! ha! i opened the door and thats the first thing i saw!! can you IMAGINE?! so i laughed, looked up at the poor saps and told them theyd better move on to the next door. HA! its so funny to me for some reason....

i know what theyre doing is a good, positive thing, and blahblahblah but damnit, its just as ANNOYING as girlscouts and other door-to-door salespeople! OH! i just figured it out, i think...so the reason why Ive never seen a female "wittness" is because you have to be just like christ to spread "the word"? so you have to have a...ummm....PENIS?! HA! whatever. im over it. 

if i were them id say something to me like, "yeah? well, at least i HAVE a religion!" and id simply say, "good point. but i am working on that, you know. i just want to find a religion that wont make me feel like CRAP about myself and make me think that everything i do is DIRTY and EVIL!" plus, ive got enough to worry about, man. 

bitter? party of one? mmhmm!